An Athens Georgia store was robbed by a man that  got away with some loot.  Fortunately for authorities, this man had completed a job application just prior to robbing the store.  And yes, he did use his real name.

Demetrius Robinson, age 28, apparently completed the job application as he waited for the store to clear out some customers.  Although he did provide his real name on the employment application, he used his Uncle’s telephone number and a fake address.  It took authorities a few days to track this dumb criminal down.

Police believe Demetrius Robinson may be connected to other area armed robberies.

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The founder of CNN, Ted Turner, says that global warming will lead to cannibalism in 30-40 years.  Strangely enough, Ted Turner also owns a restaurant chain named Ted’s Montana Grill.  The restaurants specialty?  Bison Burgers.  Let’s hope that Ted does not get any ideas to serve human burgers 30-40 years down the road.

According to reports, Mr. Turner indicated that Iraq insurgents are nothing more then patriots - defending their homeland against the US occupation.  Mr. Turner also indicated that our military budget is too high, surpassing the military budgets of 190 nations combined.  He indicated China does not want to invade us, that they “just want to sell us shoes.”

Cash Burch, age 24, was arrested yesterday after a man found him locked inside his Ford Explorer.

According to reports, the Ford Explorer has an anti-theft system which disables the door locks after the battery loses power.  Unfortunately for Burch, his attempts at starting the vehicle drained the battery and caused the anti-theft features to kick in.

In an attempt to escape, the car thief damaged the dashboard of the Explorer.  However, this dumb criminal was still locked inside when police arrived.  The police officers opened the door from the outside and charged Cash Burch with third degree burglary.

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On Monday, Ocala Florida Police were involved in a police chase involving a tow truck, with a vehicle attached to it.

According to reports, a sexual battery suspect named Brett Wass, was fleeing pursuing police officers in the tow truck.  Wass, age 28, apparently smashed into a police car then crashed into some trees.

After crashing the tow truck, Wass jumped out of the vehicle in an attempt to flee police on foot.  Police quickly apprehended this criminal who now faces additional charges related to this incident.

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A Bellevue Ohio man, named Art Price, was arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.  According to reports, the police evidence includes video footage of the sex act.

A Bellevue Police Captain indicated that Art Price was was seen on four occasions having sex with his picnic table.  Because of the close proximity to a school, the charge was elevated to a felony.

According to reports, Art Price penetrated the umbrella hole on the picnic table.  Police insist that Art Price admitted to these bizarre sex acts.

At age 40, Art Price is married with three school age children.

Neighbors are reportedly worried that Price was released from jail.  They have justified concerns for the safety of their own children and the children that attend the nearby school.

A Texas woman was forced to remove her nipple rings prior to boarding a flight in Lubbock.  Mandi Hamlin, age 37, had trouble removing one of the rings, so she was forced to request a pair of pliers from the Transportation Security Administration Agents.

According to reports, the male agents had “snickered” as she removed the nipple ring with pliers.

The TSA released a statement that their agents had followed procedure when requiring the removal of the body piercings.  They also noted that a new policy regarding body piercings has been issued.  The new policy allows TSA Agents to visually inspect body piercings or require their removal prior to boarding a flight.

Laquan Joyner, and her husband Theo Grimes, have been praying and asking God to send them a sign.  According to them, their prayers were answered when they discovered a moldy image of Jesus in their shower.

The couple says they will never clean the spot and now treat the shower as a shrine.

Similar items have gone up for auction on eBay.  Reports have not indicated whether this couple plans to sell their shrine, or how much it would cost to rip out the shower and replace it.

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Garrett A. Dalton, of Naugatuck Connecticut, has been charged with workers compensation fraud.  While being apparently to injured to work his job as a Corrections Officer, the man was able to do some running in an attempt to win Hannah Montana tickets.

To win the Hannah Montana tickets, Dalton had to run a 40 yard dash dressed in a woman’s clothes.  He also had to carry and egg on a spoon without dropping it.  He did not win the tickets.

Apparently the entire event was aired on television and one of his fans notified the authorities.  It is reported that Dalton had collected $5000 in Workers Compensation benefits during the time he participated in the race.

Anthony Smith, 24, was charged with two counts of endangering the life of a child and one count of unlawful use of a weapon, after two children in his home were injured by a stray bullet that came from the oven.

Apparently Anthony Smith decided the oven was a safe place to store his loaded weapon.  Unfortunately, a pre-heating oven and gun powder do not mix.

The children’s sister was cooking when she heard loud noises coming from the oven.  Her 4 year old brother began crying after receiving a bullet wound to the leg.  Her 12 year old brother received a wound to his head from flying debris.  The 4 year old remained hospitalized for his bullet wound while the 12 year old boy was treated and released.

A UK couple recently won an astonishing £5.3 million lottery jackpot.  The media, very interested in the story, unearthed evidence proving that the married couple are brother and sister.

George Wass met the love of his life in 1983.  Alice Wass, age 61, had been tracing her family roots when they met.  According to reports, Alice had showed her mother pictures of George and her mother claimed that she never saw him before.

Media reports indicate that George and Alice share the same mother, but have different fathers.

According to reports, George and Alice were introduced 25 years ago as long lost brother and sister.  But they claimed they disproved those allegations.