Demetrius Robinson, age 28, apparently completed the job application as he waited for the store to clear out some customers.  Although he did provide his real name on the employment application, he used his Uncle’s telephone number and a fake address.  It took authorities a few days to track this dumb criminal down.

Police believe Demetrius Robinson may be connected to other area armed robberies.

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According to reports, Mr. Turner indicated that Iraq insurgents are nothing more then patriots - defending their homeland against the US occupation.  Mr. Turner also indicated that our military budget is too high, surpassing the military budgets of 190 nations combined.  He indicated China does not want to invade us, that they “just want to sell us shoes.”

I have news for Mr. Turner.  The shoes China is selling us could certainly be considered an attack on the safety of our feet.  You can read more about one woman’s battle with Chinese made flip flops here.

Mr. Turner indicated in his recent interview that even though the United States has a $500 billion dollar military budget, we are being beat by an enemy with no tanks or Generals.

To read more about Ted Turner’s recent interview, please click here.  Also available is a video excerpt from the interview where he talks about cannibalism.

According to reports, the Ford Explorer has an anti-theft system which disables the door locks after the battery loses power.  Unfortunately for Burch, his attempts at starting the vehicle drained the battery and caused the anti-theft features to kick in.

In an attempt to escape, the car thief damaged the dashboard of the Explorer.  However, this dumb criminal was still locked inside when police arrived.  The police officers opened the door from the outside and charged Cash Burch with third degree burglary.

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According to reports, a sexual battery suspect named Brett Wass, was fleeing pursuing police officers in the tow truck.  Wass, age 28, apparently smashed into a police car then crashed into some trees.

After crashing the tow truck, Wass jumped out of the vehicle in an attempt to flee police on foot.  Police quickly apprehended this criminal who now faces additional charges related to this incident.

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A Bellevue Police Captain indicated that Art Price was was seen on four occasions having sex with his picnic table.  Because of the close proximity to a school, the charge was elevated to a felony.

According to reports, Art Price penetrated the umbrella hole on the picnic table.  Police insist that Art Price admitted to these bizarre sex acts.

At age 40, Art Price is married with three school age children.

Neighbors are reportedly worried that Price was released from jail.  They have justified concerns for the safety of their own children and the children that attend the nearby school.

Updated reports indicate the felony charges have been dropped, but new charges will be filed soon.

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Warning: Condoms do not offer protection against splinters! :) 

According to reports, the male agents had “snickered” as she removed the nipple ring with pliers.

The TSA released a statement that their agents had followed procedure when requiring the removal of the body piercings.  They also noted that a new policy regarding body piercings has been issued.  The new policy allows TSA Agents to visually inspect body piercings or require their removal prior to boarding a flight.

Ms. Hamlin’s attorney had requested an apology from the TSA.  Her attorney also requested an investigation be opened into civil rights violations.

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The couple says they will never clean the spot and now treat the shower as a shrine.

Similar items have gone up for auction on eBay.  Reports have not indicated whether this couple plans to sell their shrine, or how much it would cost to rip out the shower and replace it.

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To win the Hannah Montana tickets, Dalton had to run a 40 yard dash dressed in a woman’s clothes.  He also had to carry and egg on a spoon without dropping it.  He did not win the tickets.

Apparently the entire event was aired on television and one of his fans notified the authorities.  It is reported that Dalton had collected $5000 in Workers Compensation benefits during the time he participated in the race.

At the time of writing there is no word on whether this case will go to court.  Prosecutors do have the video footage and most certainly will use it as evidence.

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Apparently Anthony Smith decided the oven was a safe place to store his loaded weapon.  Unfortunately, a pre-heating oven and gun powder do not mix.

The children’s sister was cooking when she heard loud noises coming from the oven.  Her 4 year old brother began crying after receiving a bullet wound to the leg.  Her 12 year old brother received a wound to his head from flying debris.  The 4 year old remained hospitalized for his bullet wound while the 12 year old boy was treated and released.

It has been reported that Anthony Smith is a convicted felon, having just been recently paroled from prison.  For more information on this story, please click here. 

George Wass met the love of his life in 1983.  Alice Wass, age 61, had been tracing her family roots when they met.  According to reports, Alice had showed her mother pictures of George and her mother claimed that she never saw him before.

Media reports indicate that George and Alice share the same mother, but have different fathers.

According to reports, George and Alice were introduced 25 years ago as long lost brother and sister.  But they claimed they disproved those allegations.

From a previous relationship, Alice Wass, continues grieving her daughter’s death in 1983.  Her daughter, named Valerie, was strangled to death by her own father.  The father, apparently committed murder suicide.  He was found by a nearby set of railroad tracks with his head decapitated.  Alice Wass indicated that she won the lottery, but that money can not bring back her daughter Valerie.

It’s is believed that George and Alice Wass are staying at a hotel.  There’s no word on whether the couple plans to divorce or continue their incestuous relationship.

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