Man Goes on Spitting Rampage at Chuck E. Cheese

March 21st, 2008

A Lancaster Pennsylvania Chuck E. Cheese kid’s restaurant and playhouse had more then kids running around and having fun.  Apparently, a 45 year old man named David Ecenrode decided to run around as well.

Reports indicate David Ecenrode was running around Chuck E. Cheese spitting and screaming that he has hepatitis C.  Police arrived and arrested the mad man and charged him with disorderly conduct.

Fortunately no children, employees or other restaurant goers came into contact with this man.  However, Chuck E. Cheese advised people to wash with soap and water as a precaution.

After the arrest, Chuck E. Cheese closed the restaurant and sanitized the facility.  They have since reopened their business.

Eagle Ray Jumps Out of Water and Kills Woman

March 20th, 2008

A 55 year old Michigan woman was on a Florida boat with her family when an eagle ray jumped out of the water and struck her.  Reports indicated the woman fell backwards, striking her head, which caused a severe head trauma and her death.

Early reports on this developing story indicated that the Eagle Ray’s defensive barb was lodged into the woman’s neck.  However, these reports are unfounded.

The woman, whose name has not been released, apparently died before help could arrive.  Other occupants of the boat include her mother, father, and sister.

According to experts, it is quite natural for eagle ray’s to launch themselves out of the water.  They do so to flee a predator or to dislodge parasites.  It’s not clear whether the boat could have startled the eagle ray and caused it to go airborne.

Drunk Driving Mom Stuffs Car Keys in Her Privates to Avoid Arrest

March 20th, 2008

The step daughter of a 38 year old woman called the police to inform them that her mother was drinking and driving.  Apparently the mother, Jennifer Lowery, had a previous history with drinking and driving, so the police answered the call.

Officers approached the woman, who was standing near her vehicle, and asked if she had driven the vehicle.  She said no, and officers immediately noticed she was intoxicated.  Police also noticed there were two children inside the vehicle.  Police then asked her to perform a field sobriety test, and the woman spewed vulgar comments out of her mouth.  Police officers took the woman to the police station, where she tested positive for for being over the legal alcohol limit.

Doctors Operate to Remove Failing Kidney and Remove the Good One Instead

March 19th, 2008

A major twin-cites hospital admitted its doctors had committed a terrible medical mistake.  Apparently the mistake occurred last Wednesday when a cancer patient was to have a failing kidney removed.  Doctors apparently left the failing kidney, and removed the healthy kidney instead.

The medical mistake was discovered the following day when a pathologist examined the kidney and found no signs of cancer.  This lead doctors to believe the cancerous kidney was still inside the patients body.

The hospital has admitted its mistake and released the information to the public voluntarily.  The medical mistake is being blamed on error in the patient’s medical chart, which occurred a few weeks before the actual surgery.

Customer Bites Into Rally’s Fish Sandwich Containing 10 Grams of Crack Cocaine

March 19th, 2008

A Cincinnati Ohio woman stopped into Rally’s to get a quick bite to eat, but instead resulted in a Police investigation.

The unidentified woman described biting into her Rally’s fish sandwich and finding a white clumpy substance laying in the paper the sandwich came in.  She noted the the majority of the substance fell out of the paper.

Undeterred by her hunger, the woman set that fish sandwich aside and ate the other fish sandwich she had ordered.  After she was done dining on her second fish sandwich, she called the police.

Government Warns Crucifixion Can Be Bad for Your Health

March 19th, 2008

Philippine health officials are sending out a message to its citizens; crucifixion can be bad for your health.

Every Good Friday there are dozens of men that reenact the crucifixion of Jesus Christ by being nailed to a wooden crosses with six inch nails.  The Philippine Government is warning that the nails used for crucifixion should be cleaned and sterilised.  Also, citizens are urged to get a tetanus shot prior to participating in this ceremony.

Some citizens that take part in such ceremonies also use a whip to lash their backs before being nailed to the cross.  The Government has also warned that the condition of the whip should be checked before the lashings.  A dirty whip could cause infection, Government officials noted.

Elyria Woman Finds Holy Crosses in Bag of Fish Sticks

March 19th, 2008

An Elyria Ohio woman, Victoria Landis,  believes the bag of frozen fish sticks she bought was a sign from above.

“I went to cook them one day and I poured them out into the pan and there were three kind of fused together in a way that made three mini crosses, and the way they fell on the pan it looked just like the hill where Jesus was crucified,” she said.

Victoria Landis did not have the heart to cook the fish sticks, so she placed them back into the bag and put them into the freezer.  Even though this woman did not have the heart to bake the fish sticks, she has found enough courage to auction them off on eBay.

Police Watch as Arsonist Attempts to Siphon Accelerant from Unmarked Police Car

March 18th, 2008

Lambertville Michigan Police had received complaints that homes in an area under construction were being targeted by an arsonist.  A Monroe County Sheriff police detective and other police officers then conducted a stakeout in an effort to catch this criminal.

Several officers on the stakeout, positioned around the homes, noticed a teen leaving his Lambertville home with a bucket.  The teen then approached an unmarked Police cruiser and unscrewed the gas cap.  He then began to siphon gasoline from the Police car.

The teen apparently did not know that there was a person in the car.  That person was Detective Thomas Redmond, who then jumped out of the car and chased the teen.

Bank Robber Flees Police in Woods While Throwing Handfuls of Cash

March 18th, 2008

A Washington bank robber created a bit of excitement for bank employees and multiple police departments.

The bank robbery at the 5306 Pacific Highway Key Bank did not involve a weapon.  An alert co-worker noticed the robbery taking place and watched the robber leave to enter his 1973 Oldsmobile Toronado and onto southbound I-5.  Fife police officers arrived at the bank, got a description, and notified area law enforcement agencies.

A Tacoma police officer located the vehicle and tailed him.  The officer noted that the 1973 Toronado stuck out like a sore thumb.  The suspect got off I-5, hit a couple of cars, and then got back onto I-5 southbound.  The suspect eventually got back off the highway, hit a telephone poll, then took off on foot.

Man in Wheelchair Carjacks Hotel Van

March 17th, 2008

At San Francisco International Airport, a man in a wheelchair reportedly carjacked a hotel van with 5 passengers inside.  He took the van and passengers on a short joyride and abandoned the vehicle.

According to reports, the van driver had exited the vehicle to help passengers with their luggage.  At that time, a man came rolling across the street in a wheelchair, hopped out of the wheelchair, and took possession of the vehicle.

The carjacker made a few passes around the airport’s upper terminal.  Five passengers were along for the ride as well.  These passengers were employees of various Airlines.