Cash Burch, age 24, was arrested yesterday after a man found him locked inside his Ford Explorer.

According to reports, the Ford Explorer has an anti-theft system which disables the door locks after the battery loses power.  Unfortunately for Burch, his attempts at starting the vehicle drained the battery and caused the anti-theft features to kick in.

In an attempt to escape, the car thief damaged the dashboard of the Explorer.  However, this dumb criminal was still locked inside when police arrived.  The police officers opened the door from the outside and charged Cash Burch with third degree burglary.

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An 11 year old boy, out canvasing the neighborhood for a school fundraiser, crossed paths with a goofy Disney Security guard in Groveland, Florida.

The young boy had rang the doorbell of John Briegel, age 43, and got the shock of his life.  John Briegel allegedly answered the door nude, yelled at the boy, and punched the boy in the side of the head.

The boy’s mother was able to flag down a Groveland Police officer and she told the officer what had just happened.  The man admitted he answered the door nude and yelled at the boy.  But this Goofy Disney Security Guard claimed the door shielded his nude body and that he never struck the boy.  The man was charged with indecent exposure in public, battery, and child abuse.  He was released from jail on a $6,000 bond.

Grandma may not be able to get around like she used to, but she sure can kick some butt.

83 year old Bernie Garcia was pumping fuel into her car when a young man approached asking for some money.  Grandma told the young man that she had spent all her money on fuel.  The man apparently was not satisfied with her answer, and he grabbed the purse.  But Grandma had a good hold of the purse and she began spraying the man with gasoline from the pump nozzle she was filling her car up with.  Both Grandma and the attacker fell to the ground, and the thief quickly got up and jumped into a car and fled without the purse.