Just when you thought you heard it all.  A 35 year old woman in Ness City, Kansas was reportedly stuck to a toilet seat for two years.

The woman, identified as Pam Babcock age 35, lived with her boyfriend Kory McFarren age 36.  Apparently she had went into the bathroom one day and decided not to come out.  Each day he would ask her to come out and she would reply “maybe tomorrow.”  Either she had a bad case of constipation or her procrastination ultimately led to years sitting on the throne.